If it has a lipstick stain on it, it's probably mine.
what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
THE JAMES BOND HEADCANON IS SO STRONG
ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW
I don’t know that much about who directs what movies, but I’m definitely inspired by the look of old movies; I find them to be really beautiful. - LANA DEL REY
tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed
I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.
I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.
people will come into your life, fuck up your sleeping pattern and then leave
when someone ur trying to impress likes ur post
And here’s the gif that sums up my whole existence.
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
this is still happening in 2014
i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?
Even if you don’t have photoshop, you can still totally…